October 2009
7 posts
Zombieland
shotgunnoblitz:
logicandsimplicity:
deepndpurple:
Rule 01: Cardio Rule 02: Beware of Bathrooms Rule 03: Seatbelts Rule 04: Doubletap Rule 05: No Attachments Rule 06: Travel in a Group Rule 07: Keep the Dumb Dumbs Close at Hand Rule 08: Kill with Efficiency Rule 09: Guns are for Hunting, Not for Zombie Killing Rule 10: Be Quiet Rule 15: Know Your Way Out Rule 17: Don’t Be A Hero Rule...
Seeking Refuge #5
Another area you should avoid if you hope to survive is a supermarket. Most of them are not built to withstand an undead siege. Take into consideration that most supermarkets are mostly display windows, which give zombies easy access to anyone inside. If you need to go to a supermarket, only go there to gather supplies and quickly leave the area.
On the Run #5
Many people believe that a vehicle can make them untouchable to the undead. These people could not be any wronger. It is not possible to drive through a massive mob of zombies without your vehicle stalling. Even worse is that if the mob is large enough, they WILL flip the vehicle and you’ll be nothing more than a can of live meat.
On the Run #4
Make sure that you have a destination in mind before heading off on your journey. Wandering aimlessly through undead filled wastelands is an easy way for you to get yourself and anyone in your group killed. Keep in mind also, that the location you are headed to may have already be overrun and have a backup plan just in case.
Seeking Refuge #4
For some reason, many people consider banks to be a secure area to hide out during an undead invasion. This theory proves true for only so long. The vaults in a bank are indeed built to keep people from getting in, but the moment they are sealed where do you go from there? No, zombies won’t be able to get in, but you have pretty much doomed yourself because of the short supply of oxygen...
Zombie Fact #2
The undead lack the ability to swim. More often than not, they will sink to the bottom of whatever body of water they enter. However, they do not require oxygen to survive and can remain underwater without consequence. This can prove fatal to humans that have entered shallow bodies of water to escape the land-bound undead by boat only to have their vehicle attacked by zombies submerged beneath...